Tortuous Writing

I found it, so I had to share... How not to write a sex scene.

I read them, though I found my eyes trying to divert themselves to each side of the screen, hoping for relief among the ads. The poster found no reason to comment, and I'm not sure I should, either, except... how did those scenes get published?

Some editor must have fallen asleep on those pages, I hope. Or is that the voice they wanted to portray?

I know several of you out there are saying, "I can do better." And you know what? You should, if only because you can.

Looking for how to do it right? Try this.